You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs and these particular examples are truly cracked.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Let's just say we have some true heroes working here.
Freelance West Coast Hero [CK]
Eats hamburgers. Works from the West Coast in the US of A and is our secret project management weapon against pesky timezones.
Freelance Audio Hero [DK]
Otamatone-owner. Juggles audio files while drinking copious amounts of coffee with copious amounts of sugar and copious amounts of milk. Copious.
Freelance Audio Hero [FH]
Farming Simulator addict. Enjoys high-pitched accented singing voices, Shania Twain (seriously), and turning unsuspecting laptops into Hackintoshes.
Freelance Audio Hero [HJ]
(Well, he says more stuff, but it's usally about his son, peanut-butter, or a casual yet demanding request for more coffee.)
Editor Hero [IK]
Has a thing for cookies and pocket monsters. Yes, those pocket monsters. Carries a smartphone just to catch them all.
Allround Localization Hero [JV]
Virtual orc slayer and master sword wielder. Relisher of rooibos and apple rondos. Makes helpdesk employees cry and collects Amiibo.
Freelance Project Hero [KK]
Takes her time to craft artisinal electronic mail messages. Prefers cinnamon tea and pink caps that say "Hey mensen!"
Freelance Cleansing Hero [KE]
Cleans up our boo-boos and dispenses life's wisdom, so we can start the week fully powered. Can be found on sunny beaches when not in the office.
Freelance Artistic Direction & Project Hero [LD]
Calls Germany her home and burgers her fuel. Fear her shiny pink computer mouse. Handy whilst in a pickle.
Freelance Project Hero [LM]
Master of our über-düber super-secret second hub in Utrecht. Appreciates deadlines and antique CAT tools.
Freelance Project Hero [MD]
The French Connection. Operates from Lyon, France and has no connection to Belgium whatsoever despite any rumours that might say otherwise.
Freelance Finance Hero [MV]
Collects money, spends money. Is basically made of money as far as all the other freelancers are concerned. Treats all invoices as tiny children.
Freelance Audio Hero [NE]
Vegetarian brute-forcer of audio. Can reach speeds of up to 2K files per hour without the aid of coffee. OK, he uses tea instead, but still... it's impressive.
CEO Hero [RG]
That's his full name yes. All of it. Bask in its glory. Enjoys basketball, poker, and good music. Please ask him about what actually counts as good music first.
Audio Overseer Hero [SW]
Likes his coffee as he likes his souls: dark. Secretly has a tracklist of over
50 60 70 songs for whenever the Local Heroes band finally decides to record.
IT Project Hero [VL]
Dairy propagandist even though yoghurt is his kryptonite. Part-time Dungeon Master. Climbs walls and collects shape-changing robot figures.
Freelance Audio Hero [ZH]
Big and blue (yellow in the USA). Won an Emmy. Never shuts up about it. Oh, wait no, that's us. We never shut up about it. Sorry.